THINGS YOU MIGHT ENJOY ABOUT LIVING WITH DIRTYPLANET 1. Scintillating conversation 2. Excellent food 3. Frequent shallow make-up parties 4. Communal Alias marathons 5. Appreciation of your weekly collages
THINGS YOU DEFINITELY WON'T ENJOY 1. The occasional urge to strangle fellow brunettes (forgiveable) 2. The disappearance of all hair ties in the vicinity (Small offense) 3. Watching me repeatedly boil the cups and glasses (Alarming, but forgiveable) 4. The occasional pictures tacked to your door that could be unintentionally offensive (Oh, I KNOW you can take THAT!)
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1. Scintillating conversation
2. Excellent food
3. Frequent shallow make-up parties
4. Communal Alias marathons
5. Appreciation of your weekly collages
THINGS YOU DEFINITELY WON'T ENJOY
1. The occasional urge to strangle fellow brunettes (forgiveable)
2. The disappearance of all hair ties in the vicinity (Small offense)
3. Watching me repeatedly boil the cups and glasses (Alarming, but forgiveable)
4. The occasional pictures tacked to your door that could be unintentionally offensive (Oh, I KNOW you can take THAT!)
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