YAY!

Nothing like a nice vacation in the wilderness with a couple of perverts to give you some perspective ( Read more... )

A couple of things came ot my attention while you were gone ( Read more... )

I have been sleeping all day but I am not sick. I am blind by sleep. My eyes are delirious, my arms and legs are hot and cold. David sat down and asked if I was okay. I replied that I was utterly devoted to sleep.

Fuck it. I am going to Walmart to buy some stupid shit.

The handles on the drawer in this room look like laughing demon monkey skulls. I saw a traffic accident on a highway in Minneapolis from the airplane. I got drunk at the airport in Boston. I was the last to board the plane. There was a flea in the bathroom sink. I spit my toothpaste on it. I am going to sleep until I am done sleeping. I think I ( Read more... )

I just saw a cleanly bald man wearing nothing but a losely tied orange bathrobe raise his champagne flute to a passing bus. I'm going to Minnesota.

good.

I have febreezed my mattress and flipped it twice-ways. I have purchased and installed a mattress pad with vinyl membrane (at no small cost I might add). I have topped it with the whitest of white sheets, crisp and synthetic. Further defilement of my nest will thusly be averted and ALL deposits detected, in stark contrast to the brilliant ocean of ( Read more... )

My hands and wrists are all tight and hurt. I just squeezed a whole liter of febreeze onto my mattress, both sides, the 'breeze. I think I might get another bottle and pour it on, so it soaks through like my little present did ( Read more... )

Because I was now at home on a Monday night, I found that there was nothing at the moment that I must do. I poured my beer into a tall ceramic cup, one that I made eight years ago. I picked up my book, my cigarettes and a pack of matches with only three left and walked downstairs. I sat down on the bench near my door, put the cup down on the ( Read more... )