Gratuitous Icon Post.
Just trying it out, don't be alarmed.

Happy happy happy 40th to my favorite red & white-striped, bike riding, canoe rowing, dice-throwing bass, joemorf.
*pinches cheeks*
Spankings available at an additional charge.

Karla is scrubbed, waxed, bleached, sanded, buffed, primed, painted, polished, fluffed and folded.

Now all I need is a double shot of rum, a muscle relaxer, and some ibuprofin and we got us a PARTY!

If you remember A-ha from the 80's, this will crack your sh*t up. Take On Me re-done so that the song lyrics match the video:
http://video.yahoo.com:80/network/100284668?v=3736755

Words to ponder:

"Indigestion is just a burp I haven't met yet...."

Regarding the last 5 minutes:
I KNEW IT!!!!!! HA! I was right from the beginning!

It rained last night. It's drizzling now.
I opened ALL the windows.
It smells heavenly...

When you see this, quote Black Adder in your blog.

"First I'm going to have a little drinkie, then I'm going to execute the whole bally lot of you."

and of course

"Hello, bridesmaid. Love the beard. Gives me something to HANG ON to..."

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Well, Mullet-girl is gone for now.
But 26 out of my 41 userpics are now red X's!
Who can I blame THIS time?