When you see this, post in your own journal with your favorite quote from The Princess Bride. Preferably not "As you wish" or the Inigo Montoya speech.
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
I did everything she asked. She's still complaining.
I have made a doctor's appointment to address the headaches, fatigue, cramping, pain in the neck-shoulders-chest, heartburn, shakiness and nightmares. Luckily, the pattern baldness is no longer an issue. For now.