Today is fired. So is yesterday.
Hell, everything back to June can suck it.
Thank you for flying Church of England. Now fuck off.

16 years today.
Happy Anniversary to my wonderful husband!


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On behalf of the week from hell, which ain't over yet, I submit the latest icon.
This week can kiss my big white butt.
Brought to you by the letters "F" and "O".

....When Cameron was in Egypt land........

Happiest of Happy Birthdays, darlin'!
Smooch smooch!

Can anyone - ANYONE - give me ONE GOOD REASON not to quit this joke of a job?

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Mama has a brand new molar. Well, half of it's brand new. Better. Stronger. Faster.
Right now I'm going to take some Advil, floss my Six Million Dollar tooth, and go to bed.
Oye.

Hey loungekitty,
Will you tell me how to make a "Tinkerbelle"?
Those looked AWESOME.

MWAH!

Why in Bob's name do I keep getting electronic ads for clothes like THIS:


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