The Big 2 Uh-Oh

[towhoitconcerns]

I’d like to call last night’s “birthday” party a success, but I find the word “success” somehow lacking. The short version of events is that I stayed in the bar until closing time, and the night ended with me doing the gentlemanly thing and safely walking a piss-drunk prostitute back to her house in Liberdade. But since every story is less about

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[towhoitconcerns]

You will see what fun is after you fall into a peaceful drunken slumber on my floor five nights in a row in five months.

[call_me_doctor_]

Again,

http://www.biopsychiatry.com/scopolamine/borrachero.html

[towhoitconcerns]

Yeah, I don't exactly have access to that stuff, nor Colombia. When I'm trying to rape somebody, I prefer the tried-and-true method of overconsumption.

[rehtulx]

"And then I went home and cried. Life just doesn't seem as full without Andrew Luther around...I was with him for such a short time, but he opened up my mind to a world I never imagined could exist. Fellatio will never fill that hole in my soul."

[weaponswinger]

"Josh Yager was dead; his body, with a broken neck, swung gently side to side between the timbers of Owl Creek Bridge."