howdy all ( Read more... )

 Happy x-mas fucktards
I hope the holiday season treats you and those nearest and dearest to you well
all my love to you all 

What the fuck is up bitches.
Your pal here telling you all to get the fuck outta the house this saturday and turn up at the courthouse hotel in newtown for some drinks food and funness
you gonna come right?
of course you are because if you don't i'm gonna hunt down santa and hobble the prick so you get no presents. can you live with that on your mind ( Read more... )

HEY ALL
IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE INVITED TO COME AND CELEBRATE ME AND AMY'S COMBINED BUCKS/HENS NIGHT AT THE COURTHOUSE HOTEL IN NEWTOWN
COME BY FROM ABOUT 630
WE'LL BE OUT THE BACK IN THE COURTYARD IF THE WEATHER ISN'T CRAP
OK MY LITTLE GREASY COCK FARTS
CAPTAIN FERRET McAWESOMEPANTS OUT
BOOYAH!!!!

CHECK IT OUT MOTHERLICKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hello everyone.
it's been a while but i thought i'd stop by to let you all in on a little secret.
amy is throwing me a surprise birthday drinks thing and i'd like to invite you all along to have a drink with me
i'm turning 23 which isn't a monumental age to become but i rarely celebrate my birthdays much so i thought i'd give it another whirl
it'll be ( Read more... )

howdy one and all ( Read more... )

friday: went to the ace for a lot of drinks and i finally got my name up on the point blank scoreboard. i'm number 9 AND number 7. went to the townie to try and have a couple of birthday drinks with matt but he was stuck at some dinner. ended up keeping maz company with my pirate queen amy and then horny chadi and jesus turned up which after mars ( Read more... )

heydiddly-ho fellow lj addicts ( Read more... )

ahoy there dudes and dudettes ( Read more... )