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Two versions of Perfecting Imperfection: TMNS

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Director's Cut:

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I hate to get political here, dear reader(s), but Facebook is becoming increasingly complex to the level where I feel as though by the next pass, when they completely and inexplicably change everything again, I won't be able to catch up. As it stands, my aptitiude for learning new things has slowly begun to decline as I inch slowly towards death. I ( Read more... )

At some point I inherited the disposition of a seventy-year-old man. Sullen, constantly anrgy and difficult to please, I've been known to say that I don't like the looks of those kids, over there.

I guess I haven't been writing in here that much because I haven't been all that sentimental, lately. What is a cynically sentimental man without ( Read more... )

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I would like to share with you, dear readers, a few things that I love.

First and foremost, Eastbound & Down is the best show on HBO right now. Granted, it's helped by the mediocrity of Flight of the Concords this season and the overall lack of an appearance of Larry David, but the show is fucking hilarious. Enjoy a sample:

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So in my fear for my future, I began compiling career-specific information on a new website, TomPaquin.com. Check it out.

Ok so I've resigned myself to the dubious conclusion that only someone $100,000 in debt would ever be willing to make, as much as I don't want to. It was a fine experiment, but I'm coming back to Rhode Island next year, degree in hand. I say this with the vitrol that only someone who has to deal with Julie Anne, my mother, could muster. The woman's ( Read more... )

Sometimes when I'm bored, I'll go onto Google Image Search and type in random first names. I'll find nondescript pictures of people from random online newsletters, blog posts, or websites, and then I'll laugh and them. Perhaps it's because I have the disposition of a seven-year-old, or because of their insincere smiles, or maybe it's because these ( Read more... )