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Grmf
Embarrassing. I was on the computer last night sending Carthiginian cavalry to certain deaths when I got a message from a friend of mine with whom I was once in a band. The message said "OMG Paul you look stupid in this video ( Read more... ) -
To help us. Not to, fuck us up.
My friend in-name-only, soopageek, is one of those cyclical types who should serve as a shining example to those who aren't serious about backing up data. Every few years, his storage fails and he has to go back to his tapes to upload his 30 or so TB of goatse and robot porn. Discontent and aimless while awaiting this lengthy backup procedure, and unable ( Read more... ) -
Das Program, Day Fourteen
I've lost 2.5kg in fourteen days, but all of that was in the first week. Since this time last week I've actually gained 0.2kg: my lean weight is up 0.3kg and my fat weight is down 0.1kg ( Read more... ) -
Das Program, Day Six
I suspended my project because I attended three birthdays, including my own, in four days and there was obviously no point straightening up and flying right, then eating and drinking a shitload, and pretending the interrugnum was scientifically feasible ( Read more... ) -
Day 4 of 42: x-0.5kg
This morning I woke with a headache, which almost never happens to me. When I drink alcohol, it shuts my dreams up (which was probably a contributing factor to my enjoyment of it in 2006, when for a period of months, my dreams were a series of nightmares ( Read more... ) -
Day 3 of 42
I went to the Doctor about a month ago now. In December I had two days where I just couldn't catch my breath. I got the same thing again, so I thought I should get it checked out ( Read more... ) -
HB Bliss (963:37)
I sharpened a whole box of pencils today. How fucking retro chic is that? -
Trivial Dispute (961:39)
Sam and I had a weekend away this weekend. We were playing Trivial Pursuit RPM over a Makers in a bed and breakfast in the Blue Mountains after dinner last night, and she was behind by miles when she got the question "How many reels of tape does a 24 track record on at once ( Read more... ) -
RSL (960:40)
Back in February, I was sitting on my arse as I do every Sunday watching Insiders, an Australian current affairs show, when during a particularly boring interview I had an idea whose origin is unfathomable. "I am this close to having two languages," I thought, "I will seek a tutor and go learn Russian." For about six or seven years during the 80s ( Read more... )