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Yes. I went on a wine tour with the girls this weekend. There was 12 of us, I've never laughed so hard in my entire life. I met and fell in love with a 70 year old man named Bob. Bob got me drunk. (I had actually been drunk since probably noon because apparently I was tasting incorrectly and ingesting like three times more wine than everyone else) ( Read more... )

October 31, 2005 - CBS News - Monday's deadliest attack against U.S. service members came in an area known as the "triangle of death." Four soldiers from the U.S. Army's Task Force Baghdad died when their patrol struck a roadside bomb in Youssifiyah, 12 miles south of Baghdad ( Read more... )

I have to be honest, Halloween has never been my favorite holiday. It's my least favorite holiday, actually. I think it's just too much work for too little pay-off. I mean, after you decide what you want to dress up as you have to either travel all over town to buy a costume or beg your mother to make it for you. (My child needs to accept the fact ( Read more... )

Screw you, Neiman Marcus...for putting Manolo Blahnik's on every web page I've viewed today and making me want to spend my entire next paycheck on ONE pair of shoes.

Fuckers.

Seriously, folks. I have self control issues...which is odd seeing as I also have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (and that whole steel trap memory thing, but that's a whole other issue). One would think with my uncontrollable need to make sure things are done correctly exactly eight times - every time - I'd have some control over other parts of my ( Read more... )

I always laugh so hard that I cry when I watch America's Funniest Home Video's.

I just really like when people fall down.

So...Bowling is about the worst sport in the whole world. Yet it's so damn much fun. How is that possible? Every month I loathe having to go bowling, but once I get there I have SO much fun! Maybe it's because I totally feel like I've been warped back to 1989? I had no idea so many shirts with tigers and wolves airbrushed on them still existed! ( Read more... )

So it's Friday. I've had my first full week of my new job and only ONE person has even mentioned the fact that I have a new job. How crazy is that? For all you millions of people out there dying to know...my first week of work was awesome. It's almost like I never even left. Only like 3 people have left since I did and there's like 5 new people, ( Read more... )

I have a real issue with people in general these days. Not just one or two, but pretty much 95% of the entire freakin human race. What ever happened to respect? Actually, it's not missing. I would love to be able to say that the people in my life didn't used to be like they are now, but the more I think about it the more I realize they always have ( Read more... )