Though the future seemed bright for the 2 of ex-horses eat apples members, Dustin who's been through intensive rehab for his flintstone vitamin addiction that nearly killed him, and Jimmy who has been taking over other planets. Dustin and Jimmy were watching bootleg videos of rocko's modern life (japanesse versions) until they were abruptly ( Read more... )

So for new years I decided to do some crasy shit with 2pac, but we were like nah. So we just smoked some crack, and I just fell asleep. It was awesome, I woke up naked with dried out ky spread around my ass cheeks.

All you kids who talk shit, will be shot, and if you happen to survive I'll pull out the bullet, lace it with arsenic and make you swallow it.

love,
your all mighty dictator,
jimmy

Ms. Gertude was a very sad lady, she was a definite recluse. Not only that she was very aberrant because her only friend was a tree ( Read more... )

I love having world domination. Some little boy was pumping 50 cent on his boom box, and it gave me an idea, I told 50 cent to give me a personal show. He came over a few hours later, and started rapping with g-unit. I was like, bitch you kids can't rap, and they were all like "WHAT WE ARE GGGGG-UNIT", and I shot them all in the faces with an ak-47 ( Read more... )

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The outcome came out as I expected, I am dictator jimmy of the world. With my total power, I decided to goto colombia, go to a secret cocaine lab, and just sniff all that shit. My boy 2pac and I sniffed at least, 300 yard lines of cocaine, it was so awesome. After that, we collected 1/2 of the worlds amount of marijuanna, blew up a huge hole in ( Read more... )

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Today was quite an adventure, my boy 2pac came over again and we decided to fuck up the east coast because it's full of pussies. We were like, yo lets abate the east coast population, he was like aiite nigga, I'm not gonna refute you. So loaded up the car with machien guns and ammunition, and we drove by a belligerent crowd of wankstas. They were ( Read more... )

wher the fuck am I?! I'm in some kind of ally with no pants on, ky jelly smeared on my buttox, and I only have 2 crack rocks and I'm typing on a laptop that happens to have internet, how strange. Oh well, let me smoke this crack and fall back asleep hoping I end up home when I awake.