I'm going to abate the length of this entry. Today I woke up, smoked aresenic in my apparatus, saw Dustin streaking, I tripped him and he broke his penis. Then he came back for our crack fiesta, that crazy guy overdosed twice, he was unconcious and I gave him a walrus. Then he went home, and called up all my ex gfs to hang out with him. I'm going ( Read more... )

I aced the class I had to take, 'drug dealing 101'. I was so pro at it, they taught crazy methods of dealing drugs like, the 3 point drug deal, and the parrallel drug deal. They also showed me how to 'pack heat', now I don't walk around without my gat yo. Niggas get out of hand, I put 2 the head, 5 in the balls, and I pistol whip, and take wallet. ( Read more... )

I saw this dumb motha fucka, Dustin K, he was going around parading with his nobel prize trophy thinking he was better than me. I shot that nigga, and tea bagged him so hard. I think I knocked his tonsels deeper into his throat, then I had my fat 650 pound friend sit on his face. I think he suffocated and died, he stopped moving afterwards. I ran ( Read more... )

Finally I went to the dmv yo, to get my liscense re-newed because I was caught under the influence of drugs, a lot of drugs. Anyway I was about to get that jawn and they gave me some stupid bull shit about proof of address, so I took out my glock and I was like, "Bitch, lets do a math problem, glock + your face = red walls", and she was like oh ( Read more... )

Last night was cool as hizzle. I went to my boys house, and he mixed some tonic with plumbing cleaner and I got drunk as shit. Then I smoked like 15 kilograms of crack, and took like 15 shots of herion laced with arsenic. After that I saw some movie, I decided that if I had to pay 8.25 for a movie, I reserve the right to not wear any clothes. So I ( Read more... )

So I was walking down the street with no pants on as usual smoking crack out of my pipe. and a cop goes up to me and says "what are you doing", and I had a massive hard-on for no reason, and then I decided to stab him in the neck with my boner. He died 15 hour later.

Shit yo, my boy projekt and I decided we have to go big with dtlr playaz, we're recording and writtin' madd rhymes about the geekangsta life. Which consists of two things, haxorin' merlin/riaa/etc and smoking crack. Shits gonna be called building a hackanation 2.0. Shit's gonna be madd hot, I know we're going to go quadrople platinum by the first ( Read more... )

Wake up yesterday, did some drugs, then fell in a coma and woke up today.

Shit yo, I went to the barber and got a shape up. Yo it's gangsta as fuck yo. Minus the gagnsta, add the fucked up. Today I smoked up on so much crack yo, we made this killa crack pipe out of used toilet paper roll, taco shells, and an empty bottle of ranch sauce. So we spent most of the day smoking crack. By the way I won all that money from ( Read more... )

My boy Gary got drug tested yo, that kid smoked so much crack the day before too. That nigga is going to get caught. Anyway, I was feelin' kinda sick because of the stds I got from banging them hoes, so I just smoked some more crack. I felt it was appropriate to get on my roof and do that stupid spanish dance, macaroni? macarani? whatever the ( Read more... )