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So I'm giving serious thought to registering G-O-Pizzle in order to vote for John McCain (which sounds suspiciously like John McClain) in the republican primary. I'll probably still vote for whatever cannon fodder the Dems throw out for president (what can I say? I'm a sucker for lost causes and underdogs) but I'd much rather see McCain in office ( Read more... )

Were the police really necessary?

He just keeps talking...

I think if a sniper took out Dr. Rheem right now, I would just stop the tapes and calmly walk out to go to the bathroom

Either that or the gunshot would scare me into pissing myself.

When will it end?!

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If we were a sitcom, we'd be canceled by now!