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Cherry 7-Up is proof enough that God exists,

and he loves us

PARENTAL ADVISORY LORD FREDICHE CONTAINS
EXPLICIT LYRICS
From Go-Quiz.com

swim without googles responsibly

officially the black sheep

i just saw one of those "life is a verb" commercials on telemundo...

and the woman in it had some obnoxiously large breasts...

for an ad directed towards children...

i don't care what you say, there are some good things about Mexico.

took my first drug test. could see penis from three different angles at once.

chocolate bunnies should've never become an easter tradition. they're always shitty chocolate and not in a convenient shape to eat. this is bullshit. i need milk

i don't know how shit's gonna turn out, probably better than i think it will though.

don't know if i'll ever make tep happen again, but i'll keep making music, watch out you oberst faggot

dear trevor:

i love you.
you're so hardxcore for getting arrested.

<3,
wifey.