Title: 5-H-1-T
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Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1700
Summary: There is only one rule. Heechul never works before eleven.
Notes: Hospital AU. Minor swearing. Yes, I have been watching too much House. I cannot help it.
Okay, before I say anything else or even READ any further than the third paragraph, let me abuse my sudden ability of wearing down numerous quotes by shoving them back under your nose. M'kay? M'kay.
“Eeteuk, I believe you’ve met Hankyung, he does the same thing I do, with a lesser title, and a Chinese accent. I think he’ll manage.”
Heechul. You bastard, you're lucky we're all used to this maltreatment of our resident Chinese. Honestly.
"You, get out of my chair and go tell someone that they have terminal cancer. I know you enjoy it.”
Kyuhyun is awesomely sadistic. I. Want. Him.
And Kibum. But, you know, I wanted a miniature Kibum to store in my pocket before [how did you think I'd want him? :p]. And I am so pathetic [tossing dignity out the window] that I get excited over the tiniest hint of KiHae. This is your fault for saying you'd write me one. xDD Though you know I love you for it anyway.
And Heechul and Siwon practically fighting over Hankyung. Though I bet deep down, he doesn't really mind.
Shut up. When we talk about celebrities, bias is a good thing. Don't even try to say otherwise. Besides, it's gotten to the point where they're in the same group of friends or something and my mind instantly jumps to KiHae. Because that's probably canon, too. xD [I disagree on the pink thing. I don't even know where Donghae's alien fixation came from, so I am not accepting this.]
Hankyung is probably scarily sly underneath that Chinese accent. Seriously. Heechul and Siwon should be careful.
You need to give Yesng some credit. For being more than a total dork, because I'm sure there's something meaningful under all that failishness. Honest.
Well you were complaining about how I was TAKING SO LONG READING A 1,600 WORD FIC. So now you know. I was ranting. xD
Heechul as a doc! HA If that were true I'd have to remind myself NOT to go to his hospital. I'd like to have a chance of living to see tomorrow; thank you very much.^^
*laughing* That was funny! It was like a cross of House (with the lack of care for the patients) and Grey's Anatomy (with all the relationships)! I loved it! And Kyuhyun was frickin' wicked cool: You, get out of my chair and go tell someone that they have terminal cancer. I know you enjoy it.
OMFG I love you so much right now... this was beautiful... I wanna go to THAT hospital... just not for a sickness... I just wanna ogle the doctors... is that so wrong?
And lol @ Pink haired Min and the hint at the fact that Donghae abhors that color so much... he'd never let him stay! XD
Oh this was brilliant!! Heechul... fabulous. He's fucking fantastic and so are the rest of them!!
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“Eeteuk, I believe you’ve met Hankyung, he does the same thing I do, with a lesser title, and a Chinese accent. I think he’ll manage.”
Heechul. You bastard, you're lucky we're all used to this maltreatment of our resident Chinese. Honestly.
"You, get out of my chair and go tell someone that they have terminal cancer. I know you enjoy it.”
Kyuhyun is awesomely sadistic. I. Want. Him.
And Kibum. But, you know, I wanted a miniature Kibum to store in my pocket before [how did you think I'd want him? :p]. And I am so pathetic [tossing dignity out the window] that I get excited over the tiniest hint of KiHae. This is your fault for saying you'd write me one. xDD Though you know I love you for it anyway.
And Heechul and Siwon practically fighting over Hankyung. Though I bet deep down, he doesn't really mind.
“Holy shit, what did you do to ( ... )
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Heechul is a bastard, but he is so awesome, I can totally forgive him for it. Besides. Making fun of Hankyung is like... canon.
He is, isnt he? Too bad, cause I. Wanted. Him. First.
Oh yes, bias of doom. Dude, there was like... a tiny bit of KiHae. I will finish it sooner or later.And you better freaking love me.
XDD Yeah. They couldn't not fight over him. You will also notice the lack of Hankyung complaining? Because he enjoys it.
OMG I AM SO IN LOVE WITH SUNGMIN'S FIXATION ON THE COLOR PINK. It is like the most precious thing ever. Heechul swears a lot in my fics.
Because that is also 'canon'. Donghae hates pink. XD
Ummm... I wanted to stop writing, so I kicked him out.
Heechul doe sin fact equal a gayer version of House. I DID FIGURE THAT OUT, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Kind of wish you didnt.
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Hankyung is probably scarily sly underneath that Chinese accent. Seriously. Heechul and Siwon should be careful.
You need to give Yesng some credit. For being more than a total dork, because I'm sure there's something meaningful under all that failishness. Honest.
Well you were complaining about how I was TAKING SO LONG READING A 1,600 WORD FIC. So now you know. I was ranting. xD
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That was funny!
It was like a cross of House (with the lack of care for the patients) and Grey's Anatomy (with all the relationships)!
I loved it!
And Kyuhyun was frickin' wicked cool:
You, get out of my chair and go tell someone that they have terminal cancer. I know you enjoy it.
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House. I have watched three seasons in three days. Its pretty bad.
Kyuhyun... is awesome.
And a sadist.
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And lol @ Pink haired Min and the hint at the fact that Donghae abhors that color so much... he'd never let him stay! XD
Oh this was brilliant!! Heechul... fabulous. He's fucking fantastic and so are the rest of them!!
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Pink haired Min = Awesome. Donghae is such a cutie.
Heechul is fabulous.
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