Laughing for the sake of laughing is funnier than most jokes written in books. I wonder if anyone is capturing any of this shit on those overhead cameras I see in every building and on top of traffic lights? It's like we might be able to pay them for ten or fifteen minute clips here and there so that we can track ourselves physically in a hope to ( Read more... )

Bought a tablet out of the dollar bin at Target last night.
The cover doesn't flip very well but it flips enough to be functional.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is my life story.

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The Vixen are coming to Dallas!
The Vixen are coming to Dallas!
The Vixen are coming to Dallas!

(They're gonna get creamed...)

But the Vixen are coming to Dallas!

My day is made better by:

Goofy emails with Beffy.
Indiana finally posting the game pics from Saturday.
Getting vacation time approved.
The sun finally burning through the haze.

Does it hurt a little more or a little less each time we shed our skin? I haven't quite decided.

Remember that "Fridays are so cool" post? Yeah. I was fucked in the head.

I'd gladly work during the weekend if I wouldn't have so much waiting for me on Mondays.

( Some randoms from this weekend. )

( States and stuff. )

( Huh? )