Today is the first Friday in maybe four years that I really get what it's like to thankful for Fridays. When I worked at the Strib I worked pretty much every weekend and the same was true for here until I got my promotion a few months ago. (Let's not even talk about my short stint with Target when I first moved here. Yuck.) While I'm never ( Read more... )

Talk to me like you talk to her if you're all that.
I fucking dare you.

No worry. She sacked your ass anyway. Buhbye.

This is cute and funny for a million different reasons.


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And the college decisions begin ...

There is a woman here at work that just totally pissed me off. She is probably the most negative, tacky, horrible, nasty, trashy woman ever. Argh. If I was one of the Weasley brothers I'd offer her a Ton-Tongue Toffee. Crabby asshole.

( Ew. )

If you're an ex (or sorta) and I'm comfortable around you, it either means one of two things. I was totally and completely in love with you or I just wasn't. Like, wasn't at all. If I hate your current partners, then I was. And if I don't, then I wasn't.

Random, I know.
But I just realized it.

Would you like fries with that?

Last night was pretty cool. My girl and I were chatty and laughed a lot (one of my favorite parts of being with her) then I talked to my aunt for the better part of an hour. On the phone.I was gonna go visit her this weekend but that didn't work out for whatever reason. Miscommunication, I guess. I'm thinking the best time trip will be over ( Read more... )

Picked $30 Target over a day off in our monthly deal thing at work. Yeah, a day off would have been nice but right now I need the $30 for groceries. Hopefully next month I can cash my karma check and get something even better than a day off ( Read more... )

( Can't get this outta my head. )