It is a tale
Told by an idiot,
Full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

"My principal objection wasn't the vanity involved in writing one's autobiography. Such books are like all others: quickly forgotten if boring. What I was frightened of was de-flowering the happy moments I've experienced by describing and dissecting them. Now that's what I certainly will not do - I'll skip them instead."

"That for which we find words is something already dead in our hearts. There is always a kind of contempt in the act of speaking."

It is a strange thing to find comfort in Nietzche.

I'm the poetic version of the guys in wifebeaters on COPS. The landlord said don't be late - he may have to litigate.

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I just ate three cucumbers. In a row.

Oscar Wilde - "Everything popular is wrong."

I knew someone cool'd said it first.

1. Reply with your name and I'll write a random thought about you ( Read more... )

When a member of the House moves over to the Senate, he raises the IQ of both bodies.

Mao II and Armance.

The first one's supposedly about how the world society interprets words, icons, and symbols - that sort of thing. Should be interesting, unless the entire book is like the first chapter. It was written in this weird semi-inner monologue ( Read more... )

A dating site for people who agree with Ayn Rand. That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Why? Whywhywhy?