could someone please give me a large amount of money so i can afford the most perfect apartment, a metropass, tuition, and a new computer? preferably a mac???

thanks for helping out!

i wish you were my best kept secret, i hate that i have to share you with the rest of the world, god dammit. i want to attach you to my mother fucking key chain and keep you in my linty pocket. it kills me more to think of the slutty d-bags who shared you in the past.
...piece of shit.

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only i can make registration this confusing and stressful. i wish linda bellemy lived in my pocket so i could pull her out to assist me when life gets to challenging ( Read more... )

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do you remember that time we were falling asleep and i thought i was eating a brownie so i started nipping at the air. hahaha.

i love you.

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