dry vag:
my mom had a sex talk with me in best buy while i was buying new earphones

i just arrived at work, no one is here yet...which equals sneaking on the internet for me ( Read more... )

i am making myself some crappy chicken noodle soup and eating an orange popsicle.

my mom called in sick for me, what a gem she is! i am feeling almost 100% better.

i am now going to take advantage of my day off and do homework!

well here is round 3...techinally speaking round 2 of the stomach flu ( Read more... )

i should be doing homework right now, but instead i find myself updating livejournal and eating a red popsicle.

i haven't updated in so long that i'm not really sure where to start...damn this popsicle is amazing...but not as amazing as my matty bobbins.

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well...i'm pretty sure i just fucked up every good thing that was happening in my life in these past few days. i'm on that road of self destruction again pulling everything that gets in my way down with me ( Read more... )

i just got to work and took a huge crap which felt great since my stomach hasn't felt normal since i had the stomach flu. i then found a piece of garlic bread in the back room, so i ate it. now i feel sick again, so i snuck on to the internet ( Read more... )

( love...love...love....cheese! )

a series of unfortunate events (some more avoidable than others) lead to the fall of the legendary ellisse de l'ambiance. now a year later i can report that i am happy and almost healthy; i am going to try so hard never to succumb to the mania.

well...i called in sick yesterday...and i called in sick today...