i dont even know what to say in these things anymore :(

so heres a joke

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

(( ):::::D - - - ( . Y . )

it was great this year. my holidays were low key. i got a taser from my work. one of the jobs many perks. now im doing nothing. call me if you like.

im not leaving for christmas. thats good. i really didnt want to take the twelve hour drive.

god damn. i feel like everything i thought was real suddenly collapsed.
i feel so emo.
waaaa.
also, im sick of being nice just to please others. from now on im going to be brutally honest.
so if you are a pussy and this offends you, quit calling me and bitching. i really dont care anymore.

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Hairy pussy bud

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my lunch today was very good. very good indeed.