I have finally discovered the mysterious way to tame the creature known only as "woman": a quick punch in the box.

I pity the fool who doesn't check this and follow the advice:

http://www.ifilm.com/WMPPlaylist.asx?ifilmId=2667017&bandwidth=300

Sometimes words are woefully inadequate to describe a situation. Fuck is as good as I can do. Fuck.

So why am I posting on livejournal when I should be at work in an office that has no internet access ( Read more... )

I've finally let go - I've removed my university and nus cards from my wallet. I am no longer a student. This must make me a growned up. A groan up. I am sad ( Read more... )

Hello.

Now I'm a house husband with a 1Mb broadband connection and an almost insatiable appetite for new music, can anyone recommend a file sharing service that's - wait for it, key-word coming up - GOOD? I used to love audiogalaxy and after that soulseek was fairly nice though I think you need some dodgy dialler to get that now. What else is up?

Reason:
The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered.

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URL:
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/

After about 4 years I feel that my head is finally back. Now, where the fuck has it been?

Wow. It's been a while. Life is pretty sweet at the moment, will update the whys and wherefores soon. Until then here are a couple of things I've come across that have enlightened me recently ( Read more... )

I DON'T WANT TO WORK WITH OTHER PEOPLE!!!

LEAVE ME ALONE TO SLACK OFF!!!

SQUEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL