1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names ( Read more... )

338 to 141.

Slam-fucking-dunk.

Yeah, right.

Of course, now that Halloween is over, I'm having genius costume ideas.

Did you dress up this year? What was your costume?

A short grocery list of items I'm craving:

apple cider
caramels
Bit-o-Honeys
potatoes (for potato soup)
pumpkin seeds
canned pumpkin
Bugles (to put on fingers and waggle around)
black olives (to put on fingers and waggle around)
piave or a similar hard, nutty cheese
garlic bread
gnocci in a spicy, creamy sauce

CARBS. FATS. SUGARS. GIVE ME THEM.

Stolen from the journal of a girl who calls herself Titzilla Deathpussy, which I might be forced to appropriate:

Want to be awesome?! Comment with a photograph of a man you find incredibly attractive. Yes, even if you are a totally gay girl or a totally straight dude.I think this will be an interesting exercise, especially since you folks on my ( Read more... )

McCain vs. Obama Dance-Off

You can watch this video on www.livejournal.com

PILLOWDROME

Extended family vacations, with their mix of boredom, frustration, and prison-like social entrapment, become rich laboratories of game innovation. From a sleep-deprived Christmas condo in Maui, I present to you:

PILLOWDROME

NUMBER OF PLAYERS
Standard play: 2
Tournament play: 3 - Infinite

EQUIPMENT
2 identical pillows
1 suburban-style kitchen ( Read more... )

"I made a mistake in presuming that the self-interests of organizations, specifically banks and others, were such as that they were best capable of protecting their own shareholders and their equity in the firms. I have found a flaw. I don't know how significant or permanent it is. But I have been very distressed by that fact."
- Alan Greenspan ( Read more... )

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This would be hilarious...if it weren't so terrifying that this woman actually has a significant chance of becoming president.