Apr 21, 2005 19:05
I got a new penis. It's name is "Jackpot" and it has Gold Glitters inside. I bought it because it's slogan was "put some bling-bling in your swing-swing" and it made me laugh. hahaha.
Ok, now who want's to come over and suck this "8 inches of thick, satisfying dick" that "pays off every time"?
good ol larry flynt.
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I was supposed to buy a new strap on to replace the one I didn't get in "the split" - but the money I thought I had to get it went away. And now I am sad.
I am also sad because i miss you dammit!
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You see, this is why I love you.
In a single picture, you've captured my two favorite things in the world: rubber dicks and MAC makeup. Ironically enough, the two things that spend an equal amount of time on my face!
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xoxo
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