i am a party-monster in a tailspin headed towards my further downward spiral and i love it. no sleep till brooklyn and i love it. im on a destructive diet like molotov and morphine cocktails and i love it.

see you all later!

edanya tricked me into going with promises of girls who would makeout with me [which absolutely did not happen] but I'm just going to let that slide....

I got a new penis. It's name is "Jackpot" and it has Gold Glitters inside. I bought it because it's slogan was "put some bling-bling in your swing-swing" and it made me laugh. hahaha.

Ok, now who want's to come over and suck this "8 inches of thick, satisfying dick" that "pays off every time"?

good ol larry flynt.

me: ok dude my goal for 2005 is to make a video of me fucking ****** up the ass with a big black strapon
me: lets see if i can beat all odds and accomplish it
edanya: yeah man
edanya: i wanna be there
edanya: with popcorn
edanya: lets play games with her
edanya: like shooting popcorn into her gaping holes
edanya: like basketball

the highlight of my day today was sharing newports with two homeless, toothless, crackheads in wheelchairs.