It's exactly a year since I left school.

Christ, it doesn't feel like it.

Haha. Oh dear. Had that been my real hazard perception test...well. I can't percept hazards very well. Let's leave it at that.

"OMFG A LEAF! THAT'S A HAZARD!!!!!!111111oneone"

"Oh. A car. Not indicating, and...crashing into me. That's okay."

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If you're a random person who has stumbled across this through a mutual interest or something - hello! I do still update frequently, but it's mostly friends only, due to immense paranoia.

You know you want to add me.

There was a Welsh man on television with a goat on his head.

A goat. On his head.

Thank you.

Happy birthday, Nicky Wire.

Unless it's tomorrow, in which case, happy birthday for tomorrow. But I think it's today. Yeah...

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HI! I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas. Obviously at some point I'll be sad and make a list of what I got.

At the moment I can't be arsed though. I got lots of Babycham! *bounces*

Oh, you knew I couldn't resist...

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Why would I want a magical salad?

I know it's early, but...

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!

Wait, she's not gone. She's still there. Why is she still there? Why is she there anyway?