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Goodnight. Farewell.

trash x

I WANT ONE!

Gordons Gin 5cl miniatures are the perfect size to fit into your lunchbox. Mmmmmm... gin....

Well that _was_ a splendid weekend. Not only did myself and The Mrs Wife not have those horrid little sprogs in the house, but we managed to use the spare time afforded us to be incredibly productive. Not in the the way we're usually productive (namely procreating a vast number of children), but by finally putting woodstain on the floorboards in ( Read more... )

According to men of science audio recordings from the Huygens probe on the surface of Titan have shown that EERIE MUSIC is being piped out from an unknown source. Observers have commented that it sounds like the Twilight Zone theme tune, but with an upbeat middle-eight on maracas and spanish guitar.

The more I listen to the Kasabian album the more I love it, as either my ears are getting gradually less waxy the more I listen to it or it's one of those albums that constantly reveal more and more nice little touches in the background. It's almost like a big trifle. But for your ears.

"Ask me 4 questions. Any 4 no matter how personal, private or random.

I must answer them honestly & answer them all.

In return you must post this message in your own journal & you must answer the questions that are asked to you."

I'm braced and ready, you filthy little bastards.

(stolen from andrewducker)

Hello there, you naughty little sailors. Sorry I've been a little on the quiet side of late but like the rest of you seafaring gaylords I've spent the entire festive season doing bumtricks for the admiralty ( Read more... )

I am completely and utterly bored. So bored in fact that I've spent the last half hour refreshing CityLink's order tracking page to see if they've delivered my new mouse yet.

If anyone fancies spending the afternoon entertaining me in a variety of wild and wonderful ways (excluding refreshing the CityLink site together) please get in touch. ( Read more... )

Well lie me down, flip me over and stick two buttered fingers into my greasy arse if this isn't the funniest thing I've seen on the internets since the last time.

Warning: Really actually quite funny.