01: what is your first memory of me: You were a one night stand, I believe. 02: how long have we been friends: LIK, SINCE BURTH. LOLZ1!!1 BFFL! 03: tell about one memory we share together: One time we were so drunk we had sex with Randy. That was really gross. 04: describe me in four adjectives: REALLY, REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOODLOOKING. Ala Zoolander. 05: if we could spend a day together what would we do: We'd have sex with each other. Which is what we do all the time, anyway. 06: name one thing you really don't like about me: You have a double chin. It's gross, Alexis. 07: name one thing you really do like about me: You are easy. And I mean EASSSSSSSSY. 08: if you could give me a gift what would it be: That new vibrator that has like a million different speeds and beads and stimulators and it's pink. Yeah, that shit's hot. 09: have we ever gotten in a fight & about what: All the fucking time. It's ridiculous. 10: have we ever hugged: Yeah, we're lame. 11: have we ever danced with each other: Yeah, except I'm a better dancer than you
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01: what is your first memory of me: when i was brought home from le adoption center. aka the dumpster. 02: how long have we been friends: the fuck? i hate you. 03: tell about one memory we share together: i remember we used to run around the house with water bottles & spay eachother. but you would always lock youself in the bathroom, pussy. 04: describe me in four adjectives: boner boner boner boner. 05: if we could spend a day together what would we do:we spend every goddamn day together, & we don't do anything at all. 06: name one thing you really don't like about me: just one? 07: name one thing you really do like about me: you're hung like a horse. 08: if you could give me a gift what would it be:MY HEART, BABY <3 09: have we ever gotten in a fight & about what:
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01: what is your first memory of me: You were a one night stand, I believe.
02: how long have we been friends: LIK, SINCE BURTH. LOLZ1!!1 BFFL!
03: tell about one memory we share together: One time we were so drunk we had sex with Randy. That was really gross.
04: describe me in four adjectives: REALLY, REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOODLOOKING. Ala Zoolander.
05: if we could spend a day together what would we do: We'd have sex with each other. Which is what we do all the time, anyway.
06: name one thing you really don't like about me: You have a double chin. It's gross, Alexis.
07: name one thing you really do like about me: You are easy. And I mean EASSSSSSSSY.
08: if you could give me a gift what would it be: That new vibrator that has like a million different speeds and beads and stimulators and it's pink. Yeah, that shit's hot.
09: have we ever gotten in a fight & about what: All the fucking time. It's ridiculous.
10: have we ever hugged: Yeah, we're lame.
11: have we ever danced with each other: Yeah, except I'm a better dancer than you ( ... )
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02: how long have we been friends: the fuck? i hate you.
03: tell about one memory we share together: i remember we used to run around the house with water bottles & spay eachother. but you would always lock youself in the bathroom, pussy.
04: describe me in four adjectives: boner boner boner boner.
05: if we could spend a day together what would we do:we spend every goddamn day together, & we don't do anything at all.
06: name one thing you really don't like about me: just one?
07: name one thing you really do like about me: you're hung like a horse.
08: if you could give me a gift what would it be:MY HEART, BABY <3
09: have we ever gotten in a fight & about what: ( ... )
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