Do you ever get that feeling when you've been kissing someone for such a long period of time that when you stop your mouth feels all weird and tingley, and you want mothing more than to press their lips against yours again, just to feel that warm mushy sense of normalcy?

mmm. If kisses were fishes, i'd be stinky as hell.

A member of our household died early this morning.


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You may or may not have noticed, i haven't been online.  I wont be
probably till at least Monday.  I may check my email, but that's it. 
It's my sister's party this weekend.  Lots and lots and LOTS of things to
be done.  Like, so many i feel sick.  I need to:

• Primp


• Clean


• Sleep


• Bake


• Bake some more

things to expand on later when i have time:

john goodman
thora birch
scarlett johanson
serial killer
elizabeth shue
nightmare on elm street

DECAPITATION
heads in coles bags
etc.

will write more later.

And i don't care if you act like a turd, cuz i like.... *whistle*.... BIRDS.

...it just doesn't sound the same if you type it out.  It really doesn't.

Note to self:  Stop falling off the back of the chair, as it can lead to severe bruising, skull fractures, and in this case, blood.

But hey, what's a concussion between friends, right?

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ah, i'm happy now.

Holy Sweet Methuselah, i am damn sick of Rap 'Music'

And that's all i shall say right now, for fear of head exploding after a big scary rant.

you are ghostwhite
#F8F8FF
Your dominant hue is blue, making you a good friend who people love and trust. You're good in social situations and want to fit in. Just be careful not to compromise who you are to make them happy.

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