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[treasuretrail]

Hello and welcome to another thrilling edition of Vampires and why they piss me off!

...now, if I remember correctly, we were at two hundred and eighty five...

285) Vampires like to stand in the darkest shadows possible so as to jump out at you and try to bite you in painful places.

286) Vampires always seem to like punching me in places where

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[at_healer_mercy]

I take it your outing did not go well then?

The infirmary? Do you have need of my assistance? I am studying to be a mediwitch you know.

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[treasuretrail]

No, it went as well as usual...it's just that as usualpincushion~!

Whereas Blade gets to play hero again...

....Well...I do think they're getting tired of my face in the infirm...Though it escapes me just how that's possible...

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[at_healer_mercy]

A..pin cushion? Oh my..

Well, if you're usually a pin cushion I imagine they are seeing you quite frequently. Why don't you come to my room and I can see to you instead if they are too busy? That is if you think you can trust me..

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[treasuretrail]

Well, it is only my upper body, so I suppose you should be able to control yourself...

[larva_ismybitch]

And what have you been doing to anger your local vampiric community?

[treasuretrail]

Apprehending violent ones.

[larva_ismybitch]

I suppose that's your job?

[treasuretrail]

That and enjoying it.

I'm sorry...I just happen to enjoy it when monsters get their comeuppance....