It's a fucking symphony in here.

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Y'know, after a long day dealing with smartass kids, other smartass professors...and equally smartass ghosts, you'd think a man would be entitled a drink or two...

But no, instead, I get the privelege of possessing musical bottles. Bottles that seem entirely intent on removing any inch ( Read more... )

Let's have a cheer for alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems...

[Private; unhackable]There are a lot of things I can handle seeing, I can see my own blood, I can see non-fat margarine, I can even see a clown tap-dancing on a bloody corpse...but...what that fucking Boggart decided to flaunt is far past any of those ( Read more... )

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.....what was my job again?

[Filtered to Dante; Hackable to others]

...I think I need somethign to do...because...honestly, having to just sit back and behave myself is getting annoying....

That, and I think giving Filch a heartattack might get me kicked out...

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Well...I can't say I'm surprised....



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Hello and welcome to another thrilling edition of Vampires and why they piss me off!

...now, if I remember correctly, we were at two hundred and eighty five...

285) Vampires like to stand in the darkest shadows possible so as to jump out at you and try to bite you in painful places.

286) Vampires always seem to like punching me in places where ( Read more... )

Alrighty then you critics, here's a better description of our favourite fucking word.

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...A journal....what's next? Do I get to go do arts and crafts with the special class ( Read more... )