She Deserves to Die

May 20, 2009 20:05

There's the one staying put in his proper place
And the one with his foot in the other one's face.

Apparently, singing is not conducive to the workplace and I've been let go.

The lyrics that kept spouting out were written for a musical in which the lead is a murderous barber and it made customers "uncomfortable."

What in the hell am I supposed ( Read more... )

lack of work, sweeney sucks, work, employer, fml

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alskjdf SWEENEY I HAD TO CONTINUE iffygenes May 21 2009, 02:06:00 UTC
Easy now.
Hush, love, hush.
Don't distress yourself,
What's your rush?
Keep your thoughts
Nice and lush.
Wait.

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:D treatsallalike May 21 2009, 02:17:07 UTC
And what, exactly, am I supposed to be waiting for?

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iffygenes May 21 2009, 02:18:54 UTC
City on fire!
Rats in the streets
And the lunatics yelling at the moon!
It's the end of the world! Yes!
City on fire!
Hunchbacks kissing!
Stirrings in the graves
And the screaming of giant winds!
Watch out! Look!
Crawling on the chimneys,
Great black crows screeching at the
City on fire!

...for you to calm down.

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treatsallalike May 21 2009, 02:29:08 UTC
Think about sheep
Going to sleep,
Stop and count up to ten, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9...when
You need aplomb
And want to be calm
'Cause life is a horrible dream,
Just count up to ten
Very slowly, and then--
Hysterium!

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rockswillroll May 21 2009, 02:09:32 UTC
You're a riot, Gnat. A real old riot.

The engine roared, the motor hissed,
And who could see how the road would twist?

Which does make you wonder...

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treatsallalike May 21 2009, 02:18:44 UTC
You are short-lived.

Make me wonder what, pray tell?

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rockswillroll May 21 2009, 02:23:19 UTC
?

And no wonder with the price of meat
What it is
When you get it

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treatsallalike May 21 2009, 02:33:07 UTC
In case you hadn't realized, now is not the time to gloat.

When in Troy do as the Greeks do
This is treacherous
This is cold-hearted betrayal
Move in for the kill and you're all traitors
We'll fight them to the death!
Burn down the houses
Loot all the churches and we found the time to pray
Pray that our justice be done
Pray by the light of the moon that we're not here.

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treatsallalike May 21 2009, 02:22:16 UTC
How?

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treatsallalike May 21 2009, 02:45:42 UTC
Slow, love, slow.
Time's so fast.
Now goes quickly, see
Now it's past!
Soon will come,
Soon will last.
Wait.

Don't tempt me. And I believe you've already gone that route.

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pseudologos May 21 2009, 02:26:03 UTC
This is why I refuse to work from home.

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treatsallalike May 21 2009, 02:46:27 UTC
Am I supposed to take up writing?

I'm fucked.

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pseudologos May 21 2009, 02:49:10 UTC
Not necessarily.

You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay.

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treatsallalike May 23 2009, 03:44:40 UTC
What's my game?

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[Filter: Siblings] search2destroy May 21 2009, 09:06:05 UTC
Well, you've got to give Cronus credit on this one, don't you? This whole week has gone well beyond the "minor annoyance" he oh-so-cutely claimed it was going to be...

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[Filter: Siblings] treatsallalike May 23 2009, 04:32:27 UTC
I couldn't agree with you more. It's fucking ridiculous.

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[Filter: Siblings] search2destroy May 23 2009, 06:04:21 UTC
If it goes on much longer I'm probably going to end up shooting or tasering someone. Just a warning. How are you going to handle medical bills or what-have-you?

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[Filter: Siblings] treatsallalike May 24 2009, 17:38:49 UTC
I don't know.

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