Someone kindly explain to me why I appear to have become the bad guy as far as my family is concerned.

I think that I just embraced the angry woman on the bus that told a small child 'to shut up before she shut him up.' His mother looked scandalized, but the child deserved it after rattling on for nearly an hour straight.

Maybe I just dreamed it all. I...hope I just dreamed it all.

I start my new job tomorrow as an arts and crafts teacher at a local high school. My predecessor could not handle the students and quit a few days prior. They seem to have faith in my ability to keep order in the classroom ( Read more... )

I had a job offer today.

I've decided that I would rather die than accept the position.

There's the one staying put in his proper place
And the one with his foot in the other one's face.

Apparently, singing is not conducive to the workplace and I've been let go.

The lyrics that kept spouting out were written for a musical in which the lead is a murderous barber and it made customers "uncomfortable."

What in the hell am I supposed ( Read more... )

[Private to self]

...how is it possible that mother and I share...

No.

They're lying to me...

...please let them be lying...

[Locked to Persephone]

Thank you.

[Public]

Iffy has informed me that I should inform others of the fact that I am apparently diabetic. I wasn't before, so I fail to see why I should be now. I now have the pleasure of ( Read more... )

S-Some... Something isn't...right.

[Deep, rapid breathing]

Feel...li-like I'm going to...be sick.

It is 10:38 AM. I should be at work ( Read more... )

I am swearing off all drugs and alcohol from this day forth.

Dionysus

Dionysus Dionysus Dionysus

I FEEL amazing

Soooooo relaxed

Soooooooooooo happy

ILU