Death before Disgrace

May 30, 2009 03:50

I had a job offer today.

I've decided that I would rather die than accept the position.

lack of work, can nothing go right?, there are dogs sleeping on me, will work for dignity, fml

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wild_women_do May 30 2009, 11:48:02 UTC
If you're still looking, I may know of something for you...

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treatsallalike May 30 2009, 15:08:02 UTC
Such as?

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[Locked] wild_women_do May 30 2009, 22:39:19 UTC
On the record it would read as cleaning and janitorial services.

Off the record - hitman.

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[Locked] treatsallalike May 31 2009, 05:43:51 UTC
Hitman?

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togivewhatisdue May 30 2009, 14:09:36 UTC
Was it actually that bad or are you just being melodramatic?

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treatsallalike May 30 2009, 15:08:31 UTC
When have you ever known me to be melodramatic, sister?

It was degrading.

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togivewhatisdue May 30 2009, 15:16:51 UTC
No Depends on your definition of the word.

How so?

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[Locked] treatsallalike May 30 2009, 15:17:58 UTC
They wanted me to dress up as a cat and dance in front of their store all day...

You tell me.

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iffygenes May 30 2009, 15:06:36 UTC
Was it really that awful, Lord Thanatos?

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treatsallalike May 30 2009, 15:08:57 UTC
Would I exaggerate something like that?

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iffygenes May 30 2009, 15:16:09 UTC
Er, no, I don't think you would. Do you mind if I ask what the job was?

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treatsallalike May 30 2009, 15:19:28 UTC
It's not worth mentioning.

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search2destroy May 30 2009, 15:26:45 UTC
Do tell.

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[Locked] treatsallalike May 30 2009, 15:27:14 UTC
Can you promise me that you won't?

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[Locked] search2destroy May 30 2009, 15:29:39 UTC
This stays in the family, don't worry.

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[Locked] treatsallalike May 30 2009, 15:31:27 UTC
They want me to dress up in a giant cat costume and dance in front of their store...

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andfaded May 30 2009, 16:01:44 UTC
What is your job...?

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treatsallalike May 30 2009, 16:07:33 UTC
It's not my job because I'm not taking it.

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andfaded May 30 2009, 16:16:15 UTC
..But you need the money?

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treatsallalike May 30 2009, 16:18:09 UTC
As I said before, I would rather die.

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