the difference between democrats and republicans is that republicans are trying to go backwards and return to the Ronald Reagan days while democrats are trying to move forward into the future.

i know im not the best person in the world, but dear god throw me a bone!

have you ever watched a terrible made for tv movie that was so bad you just couldnt even look away?

it's official. i will be married by the time i'm 28.

I would like to give the owner of pandl's in bayside props for somehow owning 3 restaurants and having no fucking clue how they work. wtg dumbfuck.

It's silly to be angry about the future. Now that the future is finally here, It's clear that that future doesnt exist anyways. How silly to spend time feeling bad about an issue that would never come up anyways.

advertisement- "office space for one or more persons". how is the 'one or more persons' part informative? As opposed to what?

you finally find what you thought you always wanted and all that's there is emptiness.

less than 24 hours till the last birthday I can truly be excited about. After tomorrow, every birthday will be a reminder of getting old and how little I've accomplished thus far. But tomorrow's all about the booz. Fuck yea.

I miss hanging out with people who have the balls to hold their own in an argument with me.