ukulady!!!

hahahahahahahahaha!!

WHOA HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS.

remember this entry?

apparently the exact same picture that i took ended up on ellen.

MY BRAINS. THEY ARE BLOWN!!

My friend who works in one refers to it (having to simulate happiness) as the kind of feeling you might get from getting a handjob when your soul is dying. - Barbara Ehrenreich

things are going to be okay. most people are trying pretty hard.

my mom doesn't really get the internet. i know a lot of moms don't really understand the internet; i get that i'm not special in that, but sometimes... sometimes my mom is in really rare form, and it hurts/makes me laugh SO HARD. gchatting with my mother a few minutes ago was one of those times:

my mother: jess are you able to look on plenty of ( Read more... )

i hereby rename "hummus" to "yummus."

proceed accordingly.

• Post ten of any pictures currently on your hard drive that you think are self-expressive ( Read more... )

spring is coming,

let's blang.

about an hour ago, i caught my former ukulele teacher, hal, on facebook. he moved out to nova scotia about a month or so ago, and i wanted to catch up with him to see how his new life was going. unfortunately, this resulted in a conversation that has now left me feeling pretty frazzled. at the beginning of the conversation, he narrowed his reasons ( Read more... )

zack: http://stmedia.startribune.com/images/twin0222mauer2.jpg
me: haha (you are) going :E at that picture
zack: DAT BEARD
zack: :E
me: audra wants to bang him, now
me: or, haha, as we say: blang him!
zack: HANDS OFF HE'S MINE AUDRA
me: hahaha