Stuff that i have been thinking alot about lately.....

[tree_pixi_ellie]

The new Subway advert- Isnt it beyond the call of duty for subway employees to follow customers out of the shop in case they get attacked by unfriendly red onions

Comments

[pirateiain]

Subway only employs ninjas nowadays.

[tree_pixi_ellie]

Do you think they give training on the job for that or would you have to be already skilled in ninja?

[pirateiain]

You'd already have to have some skills as you'd probably die in the induction otherwise.

[tree_pixi_ellie]

ummm i didnt think of that.....

I always wanted to work there as well just in case you were allowed free sandwiches, like at the end of the day if there was loads left over and they might go off overnight.
I guess my dreams are shattered! I'll just go back to Coop, you don't need any expertise in martian arts and you get to eat out of date crisps in the back. Score!