*squirrelly look*

Someone is procrastinating. Someone who hates packing and who has locked up trapezii already from her week and who is staring down the barrell of a 10 hour drive.

So....

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SQUEEEEEEEE!  For the new HP title being out ( Read more... )

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*waves at long-lost flist*

I keep up with everyone, I just find myself staring in mute horror at the "update your journal" link these days. Too much to say.

First, to
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Okay.

Our demi-cat came in with something in her mouth just now. I think "oh no! dead mouse! *sad*" and like the good hypocritical omnivore I am, I move towards her to divest her of this treasure immediately because she's just so WRONG for having the nerve to kill her own meat. Then I see! Oh fuck! LIVE MOUSE! This is critical! The mouse must ( Read more... )

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Oh my god.  My only hope is to bring this song to the kids at work BEFORE they bring it to me (check it out at itunes).

Damn.  Earl Grey tea?  Mayonnaise?  ROTFLOL?

You got me, Al.  You got me.  Call me Treemillionaire.

p.s.  Ife-- check out "Canadian Idiot" for its gratuitous curling reference

So I met Bobby Kennedy Jr today.  That was cool.

And I, too, am signed for NaNoWriMo.  I have a smut novel that's been langushing for years.

Why?  WHYYYYYY?

There is one season left.  ARE WE REALLY GOING TO SPEND IT ON LUKE V. CHRISTOPHER?  REALLY?  SERIOUSLY?  FOR REALLY REAL?

*hates everyone and everything*

Adara's Meme:

You love DUMBLEDORE, YA SICKO!

You love Dumbledore.

You like him cuz he's wise, thoughtful, considerate...
But dayum girl he's downright OLD...TRY AGAIN YA GOLD DIGGER

Hmmmm.  Well.  Now I ain't saying I'm a gold digger... But I ain't messin' with no broke, broke... *gets down, goes ahead, gets down*
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