The Sixth One

[treg]

I have been accused of writing too much about penises. I do not deny these accusations, and today I embrace the penis. Well... I don't... EMBRACE the penis. I'm just going to talk about it, that's all. I swear I'm not gay. But it'd be ok if I was gay, right? I love boobs

Comments

WLB?

[anonymous]

After reading this one... i just had to let you know that my right hand was raised through the entire thing.

Re: WLB?

[treg]

Oh yeah? And where, may I ask, was your LEFT hand? Pervert...

Re: WLB?

[anonymous]

That guy stole my inflatable purple penguin sex dolly! What a bastard. At least he's happy with it. That cursed penguin rubbed me raw on far too many occasions.

Craig

[anonymous]

I like how the guy fucking the penguin is completely naked except for his big bright blingy watch and an earring. It's like he doesn't want to forget what time it is because he's got some other important thing to go do that day and doesn't want to spend all of his free time fucking the penguin. Also, if you look really hard, you can actually see his big erect black penis... which frightens me only for the fact that he's fucking a big bright purple inflatable penguin and can still get wood. I'm going to assume there are five incredibly beautiful hot pornstars (just off frame) waiting to take the penguin's place. Otherwise, the picture becomes too disturbing to be funny.

Craig

[anonymous]

To give the guy the benfit of the doubt this may not necessarily be a penis "mis-use," just not his first choice. After failed attempts of putting his penis into a living thing, preferably a woman or at least a human, he may have resorted to this out of desperation. Something, perhaps, similiar to what you might resort to, according to your Chick Magnet article. Then I look at his content, satisfied face and realize yes, he went a little too far.