I've come up with a rather pleasant tune. I has a jazzy little melody, and the lyrics go a little bit like this:

Portland is the shiiiiiiiiit,
alla y'all haters can suck my dickkkkk.

My god...
I'm going to be rich.

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I'm off to Portland in two weeks, and on the the 18th I'll be throwing one last party at Rape Manor.

So, come on down around 10pm, and have a blast with me in Tempe one last time.

The address is 832 S. Maple Ave.

Bring booze, not bad vibes.

Here are some of my scanned drawings.
They aren't very good.
Fuck you.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/debrisplease/

-Going to the DNC and RNC to smash the state, or whatever.

-Moving to Portland directly afterwards (how cliche, right? STUFF IT, DICKS)

-Got some new tattoos:


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BROOKLYN
TOMORROW

COUNTRY BOY
IN THE BIG CITY

AWW SHUCKS

BROOKLYN
TWO WEEKS
NO FUN FEST

GOOD TIMES

Hillary Clinton reminds me of an ex-girlfriend, and that is most certainly not a good thing.

What's next?

Is she going to date two guys at once, start cutting herself and tell me that she'll never be able to live if I leave her?
Holy Krist.

WOMEN HA HA AM I RIGHT GUYS