though i did not think it was even possible, i think my eyesight has actually gotten worse. all this week i've been getting horrible, splitting headaches at work, and i'm having trouble focusing on things in low lighting for any length of time. not good ( Read more... )

i am a fucking loser and made a myspace for my hedgehog. add her!

http://www.myspace.com/lucyhog

ps, her email address is lucy@hedge-hog.com!!!!!!!!!!!

- "jebus" (intended as a hilaaaarious substitution for "jesus." fuck off.)
- "smoking crack" (ie, crazy. "the landlord told me my rent went up and i was like, 'are you smoking crack?'" again, fuck off.)

i'm back home now and sick and cranky but otherwise feelin' fine/doin' all right (fresno, you can fuck off too).

i've been bored off my ass the past several nights so i went to payless to rent some movies. i was in kind of a pissy mood, so i ended up with:

- man bites dog
- aileen: portrait of a serial killer
- sid and nancy

so, three murder movies, two of which feature serial killers. as i was leaving, the guy who rang me up said:

"uh... merry christmas

'sup saturday night, i'm just sitting around listening to this dolly parton song from this new girl group pop comp on repeat. where is my jason when i need him?

guy: it's not really his forte.

girl: ...what does that mean?

guy: you know, what he's best at.

girl: ugh, you just can't go around making up words like that!

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bottomless cups of coffee. i'm on my 5th cup and i got the SHAKES.

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where are my coffee/small talkers when i need them most?

q: how many crimethinc kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

a: there were six of us, and the moon was full. eating dumpstered bagels on the rooftop of that squatted church in duluth, looking out over the freight yard, i knew: we had changed more than a lightbulb that night. we'd changed the world.

i just got an email from a kid wanting to order a "large brown shit" instead of a "large brown shirt."

hee hee!