Meanie

[tri_tip_junkie]

My mom is a regular porker... I hate being around her while she eats. Its like she cant cram enough food in her mouth even between bites. She holds her food close to her. The way she attacks food reminds me of my rats, only mom is in no way shape or form cute. And she is always asking me "How did I get so fat?". I just want to scream at her "Bitch

Comments

moms

[anonymous]

my mom complained about her "size" the entire time i was on vacation in florida i just wanted her to shut up stop bitching and do something about it
she was allways looking for resterants so we could "immerse ourselves in the culture" we did that about 5 times a day
moms do it
yours ever call you fat and offer weight loss tips that they dont seem to employ?
thats moms for you

food?

[kajat]

...Um...Your mom made fun of me today cause i ate all the time on the trip to disneyland, that or peed...I sorry...Do you think i eat a lot, do you hate me??????? AHHHHHHHHHHHH I DONT KNOW. *sniffle* Makes me self conscious...

Re: food?

[tri_tip_junkie]

You dont shovel it in your mouth like my mom does. Dont worry, your not a glutton like my mom.