It's pretty dumb how these dudes at the gym will line up 5 heads deep at the drinking fountain just to avoid having to drink from the "little person" fountain right next to it. And it's not like there're any kids mucking that up, because there are no kids at the gym ( Read more... )

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There was a time in my life when I was fairly well-known for my ability to make a sandwich. I mean, anyone can make a sandwich. But mine have style, and adhere to some cardinal rules that many people take for granted. Sandwiches are not just ingredients tossed between bread and consumed. Sandwiches... are an art ( Read more... )

Courtesy of Kotaku and its readers.


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I saw the most ridiculous name for a flavor when I was out with Jennifer some time last week or so - Doritos has come out with this new line of "late night" snacks, clearly trying to cater to the stoner crowd and the nocturnal teenagers ( Read more... )

I feel guilty for not having posted here in over a month. It's weird, because I'm almost feeling like I've outgrown the need to even DO this. I want to have it available when I want to write it in, but that's just the thing. I don't prioritize it ( Read more... )

Once lauded for its family-friendly hardware and innovative game design, the Nintendo Wii has recently come under fire from many of its former supporters for failing to provide proper parenting to its millions of dependant users under the age of 18 ( Read more... )

My mom is a modern woman. She works at Sempra Energy, a multi-billion dollar organization that supplies the entire state's gas. She's an instructional designer there. She can use the entire Microsoft Suite at a very advanced level, Adobe Photoshop, Flash, and Premier, Captivate, and a number of somewhat complex in-house programs that even I would ( Read more... )

So Jennifer and I arbitrarily picked super bowl teams to root for, and the winner had to write the other a haiku. Needless to say, I picked the Cardinals.

Disney magic wins
Barbie knows her super bowl
Pink sparkle goddess

Carter Slade: San Venganza's 500 miles from here. We better get moving.
Johnny Blaze: ...We?
Carter Slade: I got one last ride left in me.So last weekend I traded in my 2002 MR2 Spyder for a 2008 Mitsubishi Eclipse. My MR2 has had nothing but the worst luck. I screwed the entire undercarriage up when I swerved out of the way to avoid a dog in 2005 ( Read more... )