Today while helping glue books in my mom's classroom, I told her what I noticed last night. Both our president, George W., and Global Warming have the same initials. Coincidence? I think not.

Mom: Well, we're all going to the hot place now.
Kevin: You mean we're going to Texas?
Mom: He is from Texas, isn't he?

Second things first. Apparently I've been inside the cabin used in Cabin Fever, a few years before the movie was filmed. It's deep in the woods at Raven Knob, a scout camp in Mt. Airy, North Carolina. I took a class there where we learned how to live in the 1700's, and we did everything around and inside the cabin. My brother took the same class ( Read more... )

Quick! Does anyone have any Hippos cds? I have Forget The World, but I just realized that I need more.

Can anyone help me out?

These will always be my favorite song lyrics.

All I ever wanted to be was a woolly muffler on your naked neck,
Double wrap me when its cold.
But you pulled a little tight just now,
And I'm afraid
I feel a choke hold coming on
Yeah, I'm afraid I feel a choke hold coming on...

I finished the Seurat puzzle, just thought you should know.

While running around Wal-Mart to get last minute stuff for my brother, somebody got owned over the loudspeaker:

"Debra, please pick up your Vagisil from the front office. Debra, please pick up your VAGISIL from the front office. Thank you."

Haha, that's gotta suck to be Debra.

When we were making a U-turn in South Dakota, we passed a Chuck E Cheese rip-off place called "Gigglebees," and there was a badgery coyote from hell on the sign.

http://www.gigglebees.com/


Creepiest themesong ever.

I was watching some Monty Python yesterday, and there was a sketch with a firing squad in it. I started thinking about it this morning, and wondered what you do in that situation:

If you were standing before a firing squad, and they offered you a blindfold, would you say yes? And if you said no, would you close your eyes anyways or keep them open?

I just watched the Spanish channel and I saw a clown funeral--that's right, a clown funeral. There was a big cross made out of balloons and a bright yellow coffin. It took a couple of minutes until I realized it was a funeral. Then a magician, along with his two scantily clad assistants, sawed the coffin in half ( Read more... )

*EDIT* I've been here trying to type for like twenty minutes, but I keep backspacing everything I write, even now. I'll figure it out soon ( Read more... )

Here's an article my dad sent me. I always knew that Salt and Vinegar chips were not only gross, but they make people kill each other too.

"Man gets 2 years in Fla. potato chip fight deathWEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - A man who ran over his brother, fatally injuring him, after a fight over potato chips was sentenced to two years in prison on Monday ( Read more... )