Today I wrote a poem in the shower, I think it would make a good greeting card.

"Dot your ice and cross your teeth
I think you should eat a Christmas wreath."

Hallmark, here I come...

It's been pretty hot and muggy here the past two days. Nothing like typical Florida weather, but we've been having such nice cool days so far here that this isn't a welcome change ( Read more... )

Tonight at dinner I told Tom to write me a napkin haiku. It's a literary masterpiece, I love it.

Mr.Yuck

Matt is very sick
He threw up in the bathroom
That is really gross

-TE
Sept. 15, 2005The other night I realized that there wasn't any mini-golf around here, but thanks to Google we've discovered a massive mini-golf/go-kart/arcade/laser tag ( Read more... )

Uggggggh ( Read more... )

I usually don't mind pick all the trash out of the recycle bin, because I know that I'm saving that whole batch of cans and bottles from being pitched with the regular garbage. But when someone dumps their lunches, coffee filters AND coffee grounds on top of an already-full recycle bin when there's THREE very empty giant grey trash cans right next ( Read more... )

Tomorrow I'm buying a ukulele. That's right bitches, a ukulele ( Read more... )

I know I haven't written in this in forever, and I'm going to get some pictures and something more substantial up sometime, I've just been in a billion directions ( Read more... )

I know I haven't posted in a long time, and I've got a lot of pics from Montana and I'll take some of my new room, but there are more important things at hand!

See my WhiteNinja Cartoon!!!!Being famous never felt so good. Well, Tom and I got food poisoning-ish from the pasta salad at dinner tonight, so I'm sure that being famous will feel better ( Read more... )

My life is now complete, for I am the proud owner of a Homie Nun.If you ask nicely, I might let you play with it ( Read more... )

I tried to retoast a subway sub, and ended up burninating the top bread :( The rest was still tasty, though.

My brother took the bottle of Crisco oil from the cabinet and said that it's "mouthwash for fat children." Haha, I love it ( Read more... )