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’Tis the season
It’s fecking cold.
David & Mei Mei and the boys are at Diane’s, I’m really glad to see them.
I stayed over there practically all night and I swear it’s like me and her are sisters.
Heh.
Sisters like where the little sister wants to totally FUCK big sister and brother-in-law.
My god if she ever read this I would die.
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Can you hear me now? GOOD!
Hello. You’re the obnoxious ass who couldn’t put your cell phone down long enough to tell me what you wanted to eat tonight. How do I know you’re an obnoxious ass? Call it a guess. I bet you drive a Hummer, I bet you spend $100.00 a week just hauling your ponderous bulk to and from work, and now you gotta “circle back” with your “man in Chicago” on ( Read more... ) -
More fun, and yes, I’m a nerd
Kevin: Oh, like you’d date a nerd.
Patricia: [witheringly penetrating look] …but, sir, I AM a nerd:
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Rum and the Lash
Prince Charles and Lady Di are apparently a bit confused by the whole marriage thing. It seems that on their wedding night, as Diane was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow her sister’s, which were a bit on the small side.
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schedule update - and Christmas plans
My friends sophomore Stuart and freshman Kaylie are about to lose their scholarships due to low GPAs in academics. Stuart goofed off and partied way too much, but Kaylie really, really tried. She just blew it in everything. She can’t read. She can’t do math. She’s from Sedalia, and I know their schools aren’t any worse than mine were. You can ( Read more... ) -
The Bottom Line
My diploma will have cost my dad & me $19,261. Mostly my dad. Sigh.
I can’t freaking believe that I am trying to go to grad school, and rack up more debt.
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theatre joke
An OLD one. I still laugh:
There’s this actor who was once a great, a legend, but now could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where a friend is directing a play. The director is willing to give him a chance.
The director says, “This part is the most important, but ( Read more... )
