So itz been wile & i no every1z been missin me n' shit. 1nd of all..U mothrfukers best keep yer traps shut bout how i wuz immobiliezed afterr gayning 200+ llbs last thnxgiving.. I still got sum evrynite wile u virgin ass quaers were jakin off 2 my user pics!!1 Even tho i wuz 634 lbs, Jaysun stil thawt i wuz hotter than fuk & ate me out wenever id ( Read more... )

so me n jayson went street racing last nite and won 35$ cash. Hellyeaah!!1 Teh first race wasent too great sins Jayson put the car inta revers and hit the gas peddle with all his wait, screamin and beatin the shit out o fme cuz he sed it wuz my falt it hapened! Wutevar! The race wuz bein held on hieland street, so i ended up runnin into my old ( Read more... )

last nite wuz chrstmas eve (in case u queers didnt kno)! Me and jayson spent the nite watching Wreslemania on payperview and had diner round 5pm. We didnt get dun til bout 13:00 in the mornin since we had so much fukin foood! neway, i had to nock jayson out with 1 of my boobs since he wuz tryin to wait up all nite for santaclaws to come down da ( Read more... )

so mi and jAyson went to coltons steak house the other nite and stayyed their until 1 in the mornin to finish off our 12trh plates of stake ! daym it wuz good! evrytIMe i ate steakk i feel like i'm blowing my old boyfrind, Enrique.. but if jayson kne that he'd cut my toung out and wipe his ass with it! 'course if he did that i'd be upset that i ( Read more... )

so last nite we headlined a show at the new daizie theatr & rocked the crowds nuts off! our band n.i. ("naked infant") got on stage round 10 oclock and we got to play in front of a crowd of 1 million people!!! jasons budy , adam scot, helped out with the light show and theatrix..insted of usin dri ice to make the smoke, he jusst took off his ( Read more... )

thE other nite , jay got out his video camara and took an amatur clip of me forcing a footlong turkey sub inta my twat while he bit at the other end til until he had ta pretty much stick his entire head into my pussy to finish off the sandwhich!! im tellin ya, that was sum sweeet ass shit! course, he got angry at me because he ended up gettin his ( Read more... )

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