the importance of being fern-est

[trjnlaura06]

So, as an early birthday present my mom bought me a miniature fern for my room/future dorm room. I'm SO excited. It's adorable

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[theminivanman]

Vin Fern Diesel
Fraternal Fernternal twin
Fettuccine Fernuccine
Vanilla Fernilla ice cream
San Francisco Ferncisco

Hmm, I can come up with more

[trjnlaura06]

Fernuccine??? WHAT? These don't really make much sense, lol.

I do like Fern Diesel though! I'll add it to the list.

[badderasser]

oh soulmate, you are far too clever for your own good!

"It's your first month at college and you haven't made any friends. Well, learn from my experience. You won't. Ever. You'll walk the earth a sad, lonely, red-headed freak. Then one day, inexplicably, you'll be given a TV show. Then people will have to talk to you. So hang in there." -Conan

[glowiebandaids]

NAME IT AFTER JOSH!!!!! Then you can make inappropriate fat jokes at it and sing crappily without worrying about the fern talking smack about you behind your back!

If that doesn't work though, I think my favorite is The Plant formerly known as Fern.

[trjnlaura06]

I'm kinda reluctant to name it Josh, because if I do it will probably develop a massive clump of leaves at the very top (resembling his ginormous head).

[blackeyedguitar]

the ferninator

[trjnlaura06]

see, this is why we're in the same triumvirate! A+!

[orangefish_06]

HAHAHAHA OMG ur so funny. I love!