so the football shirts this year have a grammar error on them.

who's house?
TROJANS HOUSE!!

ummm excuse me? *pushes up glasses* i believe the proper word is 'whose'. you see, 'whose' is possessive, while 'who's' actually means 'who is', thereby rendering the shirt unintelligible. who is house? i dont know. and i dont really care.

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i hereby crown today 'the day of too much information'. because damn, it was like being on oprah at work today! people were tearfully telling me their life stories. one girl cheerfully told me that she recently got a urinary tract infection because she has sex too much. now when she uses the restroom it burns and sometimes she pees blood. yep. ( Read more... )

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so having 6th and 7th off is probably the greatest thing of all time! i got all my school shopping done and went out to lunch before school was even over.

DAY RECAPRECAPRECAPRECAP

well i was supposed to have breakfast at the lovely sarah cameron's, but i had to do newspaper homework that i had neglected. i somehow ended up in advisory ten minutes ( Read more... )

well... yesterday i got what is possibly the worst haircut of all time. for some reason, she decided to give me bangs? or, more accurately, BANG, because it is just this clump of hair sitting in my left eye all day long. trust me, if i still cared what i looked like, i'd be devastated, but i just think its funny ( Read more... )

oh man. thank god trojan charge is over. i got a pretty decent spot, but i think i'm suffering from heat stroke because it was roughly 123423985723978429382 degrees outside. sheesh! could've splurged for a fan or something, anderson ( Read more... )

prepare to meet hoots magoo, the coolest owl this side of anywhere.

artist's rendering:

.....^___^.....
....{o}_{o}....
..[__..V..__].. what a rad drawing!
......\.../......
......_/.\_......

he shall reign over trojan charge tomorrow. i suggest you get excited.

( i saw it on your keyboard )

yikes. life is a mess right now, and i'm not a fan of it.

my eyes are burning, and not in a good way! oh man, i hope i have pink eye. if i ever get pink eye, i herefore swear to wear a pirate patch over said eye. do i even need a reason? my left eye's worthless anyways ( Read more... )