Turning 30 by Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.

Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining ( Read more... )

I hate Monday.  Mainly for the simple fact that I am fucking exhausted.  I stay up late with Jeff, get up early, drive 4.5 hours (more like 5.5 today with rain, and border guards and other dumb shit).  Then I get here, have about two hours to try and relax, which never ends up happening because I have to go through mail, try to get some homework ( Read more... )

He's completely amazing. In every way possible. He gives me internal orgasms... and for those of you that didn't know, I've never had one before.

God I love him.

J~

My Personality

Neuroticism

0
Extraversion

76
Openness to Experience

67
Agreeableness

60
Conscientiousness

80
You do not feel nervous in social situations, and have a good impression of what others think of you, however you very rarely feel depressed and are usually in a good frame of mind. You like crowds but sometimes feel overwhelmed by them. Sometimes ( Read more... )

That's right, he's amazing. Perfect in every single way. Montreal was one of the best trips I've ever taken. His family is just great too ( Read more... )

Tomorrow is the big day. I head up to see Jeff for the weekend ( Read more... )

I'm kissing you ( Read more... )

Sex the night before working out makes my workout waaaaay better.

True Story

And btw... Bruins lost to the Habs 4-1... wtfffff ><

J~

The first warm beautiful day of spring was today. It's about fucking time. I'm so tired of the rain. I let Tyke outside too. So far he hasn't left the deck, which is good news. Since I don't have a screen in my door, I can't leave it open if he's going to leave the deck. So far so good, hopefully it stays that way ( Read more... )

Women who dress up to work out. Seriously ( Read more... )